Fiction

← Read Part 1 ← Read Part 2 ← Read Part 3 The wedding party was assembled, the band was ready, the preacher—Father Camozzi—set down his beer, and the ceremony began, Mary with Lura and Tura at her side, Pop with Louie the bartender as his best man and Joe Fernandez, Pop’s boss at Joe’s […]

← Read Part 1 ← Read Part 2 A white Cadillac pulled up, tinted windows and brand new with gold ensignias and gold-plated lug nuts on the rims. The door opened and a dude in a shiny silk suit stepped out. His gray hair reflected the sun and he was tall and skinny even though […]

← Read Part 1 Murphy men always outlive their women. Not that the gals don’t try their best. Hell, they do everything they can think of to outlive us. They poison us with boxed and canned chemicals, they screw our best friends before and sometimes after our nuptials hoping we’ll get in duels over their […]

Pop was getting married, and there was no way I was going to miss it. Weddings are the best place in the world to get laid. Mary, Pop’s fiancée, was fooling around on him, and everyone knew it, even Pop. When I caught her in my car screwing the bums who were living in it, […]